To the spider that crawled underneath my bathing suit and had its way with me...what the fuck, man?
Gross.
Not cool.
And...I could have gotten laid, but - oh, no - you conspired with the Universe to keep my clothes on...cause that big, red mark - yep, not sexy.
And, he likes it in the light.
Sigh.
And then it hurt. And then it was itchy.
I hope you were squashed in the worse way.
-
My local dōTERRA team is hosting a Customer Appreciation Event on SAT, August 10th from 10am to 2pm. With that in mind, we've been wo... -
The beginning is always today. -- Mary Shelley Are you familiar with the book Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery? There’s a quote t... -
At Send Me Encouragement, we love shipping postal pick-me-ups so that you can wait with positive anticipation for your snailmail. But at the...