Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Hope You Got Squashed

To the spider that crawled underneath my bathing suit and had its way with me...what the fuck, man?

Gross.
Not cool.

And...I could have gotten laid, but - oh, no - you conspired with the Universe to keep my clothes on...cause that big, red mark - yep, not sexy.

And, he likes it in the light.

Sigh.

And then it hurt. And then it was itchy.

I hope you were squashed in the worse way.