Note: This post is intended for mature readers regardless of age.

You hear about those female insects who eat their males after they’ve fucked themselves silly – Black Widows, for example. The female Praying Mantis does the same.

[By the way, there’s a killer YouTube video showing you just that — view at your own mental risk.]

And, previously, my response has been, “eww, gross” (cause, it kinda is…); or “that’s a shame, who is she gonna get with now?” — some other unsuspecting male in need of copulation, no doubt….

But, now. I understand.

I am not trying to scare you. I promise.

But, I’d eat you.
You’re delicious.

(toothy grin)